tinyredbird:

OH SWEETIE

SWEET ADORABLE THING

YOU MAKE MY LIFE BETTER

hope-over-fears:

can we all take a moment a moment and appreciate how fantastic Liam looked today?

like seriously I just think my fruits exploded…

paperjamtavros:

ilikerhinestones:

kubbypan:

then and now

well

i see someone sold their soul to satan

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

emorexia:

jesus died for your sins not tragedies

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

You’ve never given up on me. I just need you back. I want you back, mummy. I love you.

arcticookami:

rexdraco:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

I still have nightmares. That’s why I keep nightlights, smaller, easier to handle if it were to happen again.

Slowly turns toward my small lamp.

“I’m watching you.”

shittyexgirlfriend:

darrynek:

rabioheab:

what’s cooler than being cool?

hypothermia

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

brudesworld:

“A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re fast asleep.  In dreams you will lose your heartaches.  Whatever you wish for, you keep.  Have faith in your dreams, and someday, your rainbow will come smiling through.  No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.”

laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

musermatt:

superkim111:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS

Ship them

He keeps her cool.

She blows him away.

Their relationship?

Fan-tastic!

GET OUT

audreyii-fic:

Robert Downey Jr. so perfectly portrayed spiraling anxiety that I had to take a klonopin after seeing this movie.