I was feeling super cute today. My eyes are like different sizes or some shit but whatev!

I was feeling super cute today. My eyes are like different sizes or some shit but whatev!

Posted 8 hours ago on July 22 with 2 notes
tagged as #my face #hevvs
stairwaytostoya:

Stoya by Molly Matalon for DIS Magazine

stairwaytostoya:

Stoya by Molly Matalon for DIS Magazine

Posted 9 hours ago on July 22 with 162 notes · Source
tagged as #perfect #stoya

After I raid tomorrow, I’m going to bake a cake. Mmmmmmm. Then I can put it in a lil box and take it to work the next day! Excellent! My lunch is gonna be the best.

Posted 9 hours ago on July 22
Posted 9 hours ago on July 22 with 656,600 notes · Source

zulidoodles:

[[That new cinematic was hella dope.]]

Posted 10 hours ago on July 22 with 3,583 notes
protectedbymedusa:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Whoever wrote this has never seen a woman in real life.
And things should probably stay that way for the happiness of women everywhere.

protectedbymedusa:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Whoever wrote this has never seen a woman in real life.

And things should probably stay that way for the happiness of women everywhere.

Posted 11 hours ago on July 22 with 171,238 notes
flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

Posted 11 hours ago on July 22 with 113,464 notes · Source

bekkicanflyy:

lardypoison:

people who say they’re into BBC stuff but they don’t even know this smooth operator

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let me do the way of the warrior

Posted 13 hours ago on July 22 with 31,261 notes · Source
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Posted 13 hours ago on July 22 with 61,593 notes · Source

universalcosplayunited:

kamikame-cosplay:

Absolutely amazing. Khal Drogo by khaldrene from Game of Thrones.

Photography: Kenneth Pfeifer 
Model: René Koiter
Costume: Nora Holley 
Additional Costuming: Jessica Dru Johnson 
Makeup: Tripped Wire 
Hair: Celeste Aviva Elson 
Physical Conditioning: East Coast West Coast 

Well holy mother of amazing Khal Drogo cosplays

Posted 13 hours ago on July 22 with 6,453 notes · Source

http://majahawt.tumblr.com/post/92542173161 →

kef-meister:

believed:

man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers

why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis

if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with…

Posted 13 hours ago on July 22 with 53,182 notes · Source

the first three words you see are what you want in life

Posted 14 hours ago on July 22 with 95,566 notes · Source
tagged as #booty #fanfics #handjobs

Playing Leona support like

dianamoonfallmun:

leagueofvictory:

image

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted 16 hours ago on July 22 with 1,680 notes · Source
Artist: Unknown
Track: Unknown
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vgm-artistry:

2 AM
Animal Crossing: Wild World (DS, 2005)

Posted 17 hours ago on July 22 with 2,660 notes · Source

Erwin Smith and Hanji Zoe Official Art

Posted 17 hours ago on July 22 with 9,194 notes · Source
tagged as #BABIES #OMG


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